Sunday, March 1, 2009

Episode 45: The House Call

In a world not unlike our very own, a world where dreams swirled like clouds and swarms of pastel butterflies, night had fallen, bringing with it all the hopes and fears of a restless city, a city without a hero. The moon rose silently over the lake, softly illuminating the docks and piers that lined its crime-infested harbor. At Irving-Bach University, students who could recite Kerouac on command, smoked grass and streaked across the Quad, their bodies painted in cheese colored moon-glow. In the marshes, indians pow-wowed and took long drags from peace-pipes. A dragon swept through the streets of Chinatown, each scale reflecting a thousand moons in the eyes of spectators who had grown fat and healthy on rice and pea pods. The limosines and BMWs of Englenook Grove and the Fairway District rested like sleeping chrome cats in the driveways of vast million dollar estates. In Brigham City, the Mormon reservation, sleeping bishops and would-be prophets snuggled against the warm bodies of their numerous wives, oblivious to the moon and the darkness beyond. At Arkham Asylum, locked away in a cell secure enough to hold back moon beams, the Mangler was dreaming.

It was a good dream. The moon was full and bloated, hanging like a dripping raindrop above the golden arches that illuminated his face and its twisted maniacal grin. His eyes glowed radiantly. His nostrils breathed in the moist smell of Big Mac’s and curly fries. He chuckled at the distorted faces of fear on the other side of the glass. They were greasy, marked by pimples and blackheads, braces and hickies. They were the faces he would lick clean when he had finished. His heart raced at the thought. Licking their faces had always been his favorite part. He closed his eyes and imagined the taste, sweet and pure, of grease and french fries on his tongue as it ran over the rough terrain of their cheeks, temples, and chins. He stepped menacingly toward them, pulling open the glass door, feeling the rush of cool air escaping the confines of the tiled foyer.

Oh to be that air. To dance and float above their heads all day. To be breathed into their bodies and scratched from their skin. To bubble and dance with the oil in the fry vats. To listen to the Muzak that issued forth from invisible speakers. To hide in the folded boxes of unused Happy Meals. That was the secret joy behind his mangling.

As he stepped inside, the cool air he so longed to join rushed against his warm skin in a last-ditch effort to flee and mingle with the air outside. The thirteen or so teenage employees stepped back, their pale and oh-so-lickable faces swollen with horror.

“That’s right, kiddies,” he chuckled. “It’s time to mangle!”

“SHUT UP, MANGLER!” growled a voice that melted his dream, washing it down the drain, replacing the pock-marked faces of the frightened youths and the cool air with darkness and the clang of a cell door being slammed shut.

The Mangler opened his eyes. His tattered cape was wrapped tightly around him. It smelled faintly of McChicken sandwiches and stale sweat. He grunted awake and rolled over to see the guard standing at his door.

“Brought ya a treat, Mangler,” the guard sneered. He looked away from the criminal and through the bars of the next cell, a cell that had been empty until two minutes before. “Go easy on him.”

The Mangler sat up, shaking away the last remnants of his dream.

“This better be good, Kurzowski,” he growled.

The guard grinned. “Oh, I think you’ll like this. I think you’ll like it a lot.” And with that, he turned and walked back down the dark hallway from which he had come.

The Mangler rubbed his eyes and peered into the darkness of the next cell. His scowl was replaced with a grin that started in the corners of his mouth and spread across the rest of his face. What he saw was a man, huddled on a cot, his knees drawn up against his chest, a ripped cape in shreds over his shoulders. The darkness was thick, but not so thick as to conceal the cuts and bruises around the man’s eyes, or the line of blood that still trickled from the corner of his mouth.

The Mangler jumped to his feet.

“Well hello! Imagine seeing you here.” He chuckled.

The figure did not respond.

“Cat got your tongue? Was it that purple cat? The one that belonged to that freak bitch friend of yours?”

Still no response.

The Mangler sat back down. He cracked his knuckles. “Still not talking, huh? Well that’s okay. We got lots of time. I have a feeling we’ll get to know each other real well. Real well indeed!”

And still, SuperCurt did not speak.

* * * * * *

Major Abbot-Cabezal pulled the blinds on the moon and turned his attention back to the glowing computer screen. Chewing on the corner of his chapped lip, he reread the last lines he had written and rested his fingers lightly on the edge of the keyboard. Damn moon, he thought. Breaks my concentration every time.

Where had he been? Oh yes! There had been a fight that night. A good one. PoloGuy had yelled at Little Ruth again. He hadn’t heard all of it, but he had heard PoloGuy talking to Reiber afterward.

“She was upside down again, Reiber,” PoloGuy had squealed, barely containing his rage. Hidden in the air duct, the Major was able to see drops of Polo trickling down the villain’s face.

Reiber sighed. “I told you! Some things cannot be erased or blocked. There are some things that are instinctual, things that go far beyond our understanding of the brain and the way it works. They’re ingrained, as much a part of the individual as their fingers and toes.”

PoloGuy said nothing for a moment. He just stared at the captain.

“I’ve tried. And I’ve tried again. But I’m afraid that if I do much more work on her, her brain won’t be able to handle it. I’m afraid that we’ll just have to let it go. If she wants to sleep upside down, let her. What harm is it doing?”

PoloGuy erupted with rage. “ ‘Cause it’s weird, that’s why! She looks like a fucking bat! And it scares the hell out of me! It’s not natural, Reiber!”

Reiber sat down wearily. He ran his hands through his hair. “Sir, pardon me, but there’s nothing natural about any of this.”

The Major finished typing the transcript of the conversation and turned off the computer.

So, she sleeps like a bat, he thought.

A bat is nothing more than a mouse with wings, he thought.

If you clip those wings, you can step on the mouse, he thought.

* * * * * *

Jason Stone crushed out an Old Gold and flipped off the computer. The room filled with darkness and smoke that swirled in layers amid the moonlight streaming through the open window. He leaned back in his chair and smiled to himself.

“So, she’s sleeping upside down, is she?” he said softly to the walls.

* * * * * *

When the moon had finally completed her journey across the sky and dreams were nestled safely back in their hiding places, the sun came up with a brilliance not known since the very first set of golden arches had been lit. Not that the Mangler would have known the sun was up at all. The lights in the prison were turned on by a switch and a horn sounded the start of each new day. There were no singing birds or blossoming flowers in the depths of Arkham Asylum.

When Officer Petrechio made the first rounds of his shift, he found SuperCurt standing at the door of his cell, his fingers clutched tightly around the thick iron bars. How many criminals had he seen standing in that familiar pose, their faces lifeless and vacant, their knuckles white as bone? he wondered.

Petrechio, a pleasant man under circumstances such as family reunions and neighborhood picnics, donned his stern, “I’m-the-guard; -you’re-the-prisoner” look when he saw the fallen hero watching him. His jaw tightened and the muscles in his thick neck quivered. He flexed his biceps and pectorals once for appearances sake.

“I’d like to talk to someone,” SuperCurt said softly, the sound of defeat heavy in his voice.

“Yeah, I’m sure you would!” Petrechio slapped his Billy Club against the bars causing SuperCurt to pulls his fingers away. “And I’ve got some things I’d like to say to the Pope!”

“The Pope! Ha! The Pope! That was a good one!” The Mangler laughed hysterically from his cell.

“Shut up, Mangler!” Petrechio hissed. He stopped in front of SuperCurt’s cell and eyed the hero curiously. Yup, they had roughed him up all right. One of his eyes was badly bruised and his lip was cracked. Someone had even shredded his cape. He fought back the urge to shake his head in pity. Petrechio knew full well, better than most men, that SuperCurt could easily have dispatched the entire police force and flown off before an alarm could be have been sounded. He had witnessed the hero on several occasions, most notably the final battle with the GFH. He had admired SuperCurt for years, eventually joining the police force to serve alongside the hero. He even owned a SuperCurt spandex suit and cape his girlfriend had made him for their special nights alone together. How shocked and sad he had been yesterday (was it only yesterday, he thought. Seemed like years. He’d been glued in front of the t.v. for hours, switching channels back and forth between news of SuperCurt’s alleged crimes and the much hyped car chase of OJ Simpson) to learn that the man he most admired was the most dangerous man in Pocatello.

“What can I do for you?” he asked the hero softly. “Can I get ya anything?”

SuperCurt came forward again. He swallowed hard, suppressing the pain that came each time he breathed.

“I’d like to talk to someone.”

“Your lawyer?” Petrechio asked.

SuperCurt shook his head. “No. A lawyer can’t do anything to help me. No lawyer is that good. I want to talk to Jason Stone.”

* * * * * *

Norman Stanishlowski hadn’t slept. He’d sat awake all night, thumbing through old photos of RuthAnne. First he had gone through their wedding album, smiling at the pictures of his bride standing beside him, Petunia her only maid of honor. The cat was sitting at her feet, a ring of lilacs fastened around her neck. In another picture, the cat was sitting on RuthAnne’s shoulder as she and Norman cut their cake. In yet another, Petunia had caught the bouquet. There was no doubting it, the cat had a thing for cameras..

Petunia had sat awake most of the night as well. For one thing, she didn’t trust that damn monkey as far as she could throw it. And besides, it smelled bad. For another thing, the moon was full. It lit up the entire valley. Norman’s home sat on a hill overlooking the city and from her vantage point on the window-sill, she could see The Source. And somewhere inside, probably sleeping upside down, she thought, was the only person in the world who loved her.

Salisbury had watched t.v. for a long time, whimpering each time the screen showed SuperCurt. Once or twice he had reached out to stroke his strangely dressed friend, but his curling fingers touched only staticky glass. Norman had tried to feed him a banana, but the monkey had rejected it. Instead, he crawled inside the cupboard under the sink, feasted on a handful of Armor All, chased it down with a swig of Windex, and fell fast asleep. Had he known Norman was giving himself small doses of ether from a tank he kept in the closet, he would have joined him.

Norman had been sniffing ether every night since RuthAnne had vanished. It was the only way he could sleep, not like he was getting enough of that anyway. He didn’t mind that it boggled his mind somewhat, or the giggles that usually overcame him. As a matter of fact, he’d giggled right through the pictures of their honeymoon in Mexico, and especially the one with Petunia wearing that sombrero RuthAnne had bought her.

He was awake but heavily gassed when the phone rang. Petunia leapt from the window sill and into his lap. Norman jumped up, spilling pictures onto the floor. The monkey chittered and burped from somewhere in the kitchen. Groggily he reached for the phone and put it to his ear.

“Hello?”

“Doctor, it’s me,” came Jason Stone’s voice from the receiver.

“What’s happened? Is there a problem?” Norman was immediately coherent.

“There’s always a problem, Doctor. You should know that by now.” Norman could hear the reporter inhaling the smoke from a cigarette. He’s probably squinting, too, Norman thought.

“Doctor, there’s been an interesting development this morning.”

Norman was frantic. “Is RuthAnne...Little Ruth...I mean, is she okay?”

“None of this is ‘okay,’ Doctor. Your wife won’t be ‘okay’ unless we can figure out what PoloGuy has done to her. But don’t worry about that. I’ve got people looking into that matter even as we speak. I called to ask you a question, Doctor. I’m hoping your answer will provide us with some information on your wife’s present condition.”

“Yes, anything! I’ll tell you anything!” he cried.

Jason Stone inhaled again. “Did your wife have any unusual sleeping habits, Doctor?”

“Unusual sleeping habits? I don’t understand!”

“Leave the understanding to me. Did you ever notice anything strange about her behavior while she slept?”

Norman racked his brain. Sleeping habits? He couldn’t think. He didn’t know what the reporter was talking about. RuthAnne had been perfectly normal in sleep. As a matter of fact, she’d slept like a rock. Once or twice she’d had nightmares, but she refused to talk about them. And on more than one occasion he’d found her hanging from the steel bar in the closet. But that was normal, wasn’t it? Didn’t everybody do that?

“Can you think of anything? Anything at all, Doctor?”

Norman panicked. “No, not a thing. Sometimes she hummed ‘Purple Haze’ in her sleep. And so what if I found her hanging in the closet a couple of times. She said it was good for her back. But no, nothing unusual, Mister Stone.”

There was silence on the other end.

“Mister Stone?”

“I’m here, Doctor. Upside down, you say? Hmmm,” he pondered while Norman waited. “That’s what I needed to know. Thank you, Doctor. I have a meeting at noon. I want you to meet me at that warehouse I took you to yesterday. Do you remember how to get there?”

“Yes, but I thought you said to forget...”

He was cut off. “That’s not important now, Doctor. Just be there at two o’clock. I may have some news for you. Good-bye.” And with that, Jason Stone hung up, leaving Norman to wonder what his wife’s sleeping habits had to do with anything.

* * * * * *

“With one hero dead and buried and another locked behind bars, the world is left to wonder what the next step in this game of cat and mouse will be. As PoloGuy has promised to erase the horrible taste of SuperCurt from this saddened community, and replace it with the smell of wine and Polo, this slightly Hawaiian reporter must wonder, is this the end or the beginning of an era. Tedd Ahu reporting at the grave of Zephyr. Back to you, John.”

Before the screen switched from the live remote transmission back to the studio, PoloGuy threw the remote control at the television. The screen went blank. He jumped to his feet.

“Ha! Who’s the greasiest? I’m the greasiest...” he sang and danced in front of Anarchy, who was watching him from the couch where he had been playing Tetris on his Gameboy.

“Ya know, man, that Tedd Ahu guy doesn’t even look Hawaiian. He looks Mexican or something. Maybe Indian, but he ain’t no Hawaiian,” Anarchy said. “Ya think he’s Italian?”

“It doesn’t matter what he is! All that matters is that I’m winning! Ha! And Ribald once said I’d never amount to anything. Look where he is: crushed under two tons of neon titties! And I finally got SuperCurt! He’s all mine!” The villain continued to jump up and down, his cape flapping crazily back and forth.

“So what next?” Anarchy asked.

PoloGuy stopped dead in his tracks. “Next?”

Anarchy nodded. “Yeah, what’s next?”

Pologuy thought for a moment. “Next, the world witnesses the downfall of SuperCurt and the triumph of PoloGuy!” He could hardly contain the squeal that was building in his gut. He shrieked joyously and started dancing again. “Nothing can save SuperCurt. Not even the world’s greatest lawyer!”

* * * * * *

Jason Stone struck a match and held it to the end of an Old Gold. The tobacco caught fire as a lazy line of smoke drifted up toward the ceiling. He inhaled deeply, squinting his eyes as SuperCurt was led into the visitor room. He would have stood and shook his hand if it weren’t for the thick wall of plexiglass that separated them. Small holes were cut into the glass to allow for conversation.

When the escort had left them alone, Jason Stone leaned forward and examined the hero’s battered face.

“Looks like they got you pretty good.”

SuperCurt nodded. “I feel like Rodney King without a camcorder, Mister Stone.” He managed a thin smile. “Doesn’t matter, though, I guess. Nothing matters much anymore.”

Jason Stone didn’t say anything.

“Listen, Mister Stone, you’re probably wondering why I called you here...”

The reporter inhaled and exhaled smoke. “I know why. You called me here because yesterday you trusted me enough to turn yourself in. And today you want to know what I know and what we can do to expose the real threat to this city.”

“Yeah, that too, I guess. Although I was kinda hoping you could get me an autographed picture of Connie Chung to hang in my cell. I figure I’m gonna be here awhile.”

“SuperCurt, if we act quickly, you won’t need that eight by ten glossy at all. We must work together.”

“Real shame she’s married to that Maury Povich guy, don’cha think?” he asked.

Jason Stone nodded. “She’s a fine woman, SuperCurt. But we need to hurry. I’ve heard the Attorney General wants to push this case through the courts fast. They don’t want a lot of problems from the public.”

SuperCurt nodded. He leaned forward, nearly pressing his face against the glass. God, he’s got big nostrils, thought Jason Stone.

“Mister Stone, you and I both know that none of those things were my fault. That film footage was completely fixed. I was trying to put an end to Anarchy’s drug use. I’ve never said a word to Ed Jones. I didn’t even know he had a wife and kids. I always thought he was gay. I built The Source to help the community, to bring Little Ruth back. Maybe that’s the only crime I committed. I heard a voice. It said, “Build it and she will come.” Maybe if I had left well enough alone, none of this would’ve happened. Maybe Pocatello would still be safe. Maybe PoloGuy would still be behind bars. Maybe L.R. would still be missing and the world would be a better place. Maybe the Bulls could have gone to the championships a fourth time. Maybe this whole Whitewater scandal would have blown over.”

“There are only so many maybes and so much time, SuperCurt,” Jason Stone told him. “I know what they’ve done to Little Ruth. I also know that you’ve been framed. Maybe, and this is the most important ‘maybe’ of all, just maybe, if we work together, we can get you out of this mess.”

SuperCurt frowned. “What about Little Ruth? Will we be able to save her too?”

Jason Stone sighed. “Maybe.” He watched the hero put his head down on the table.

“I’m just so tired,” SuperCurt mumbled. “So...so tired.”

And then Jason Stone remembered the question he had come to ask. “SuperCurt, this is very important. When you and Little Ruth were partners, did you ever notice anything strange about her sleeping habits?”

SuperCurt sat up. He thought for a moment. “Sleeping habits? I don’t think she chewed her nails in bed or anything. She always had such nice nails. Painted ‘em black. Took real good care of them. Is that what you mean?”

He shook his head. “No. What I mean is, when you knew her, did she sleep upside down? Did she hang from things when she slept?”

The hero scratched his head. “Come to think of it, she did.”

* * * * * *

The song had been there last night when PoloGuy had stomped into her room screaming about the fact that she slept upside down. It ran through her head even as they argued.

“Why do you do it? You’ve got to stop! I order you to stop!” He screamed, stamping his foot on the floor, stubbing his toe in the process.

She remained calm. There was no emotion in her voice. “I don’t know why I do it.”

“It’s just so weird. Have you always done it?” He pulled his foot up to his chest, rubbing his toe.
When he looked up at her he lost his balance and fell to the floor.

“I don’t remember,” she said. She wasn’t even really listening to him. It was the song that had her attention.

“L.R., no more! I mean it! No more warnings! After all I’ve done for you! I take you in and make you something special! You’re nothing without me and I won’t tolerate this sleeping upside down in the closet thing anymore! Enough!” He was picking at a small hole that had appeared in the foot of his tights. “Shoot! These are new tights!”

What was the voice in her head? What were the words?

“all my instincts, they return”

What did that mean? The words remained after her leader had left the room, slamming the door behind him, catching his fingers in the lock. She heard him stomp down the hall, whining and crying. She had climbed into the bed, feeling her body fight itself.

When she awoke, she was upside down in the closet.

The song was still running through her head.

“I reach out from the inside”

* * * * * *

“She did?” Scott asked. His ear was pressed against the phone. The rest of the group, along with Norman, was circled around him.

“She did? She did what?” Norman asked. He knew that Scott was speaking to Jason Stone, who had just wrapped up a meeting with SuperCurt.

“That’s just as I suspected,” Scott sat down at the computer and began typing things into it at a rapid pace. Norman leaned over his shoulder to see what was being written. Jennifer slid in front of him, blocking out his view. Norman shrugged and waited for Scott to explain.

Scott listened, occasionally nodding his head. “Yeah, sure. He’ll be here when you got here.....Nice work today, boss,” and he hung up the phone.

“What happened? What did he find out?” Norman asked frantically. “You’ve got to tell me. She’s my wife! What did SuperCurt say?”

Jennifer rolled her eyes. “Get yourself on some Prozac, Doctor, and off the melodrama. It’s killing you!”

“Well,” Scott began but was interrupted by a loud laugh coming from Chank’s cubicle. They all wheeled around to see him.

“What’s so funny, guy?” Scott asked.

Chank sputtered a couple of times and then got himself under control. “News just came in on the wire. PoloGuy was trying to sew up the toe of his costume and he broke a tooth on the needle!” He laughed again. “Chipped it real bad!”

Scott smiled. “Did they feed you that or did it come on the AP wire?”

Chank typed something and nodded. “It’s on the wire.”

“You say he chipped a tooth?” Jennifer asked. A smile appeared on her face. “I guess it’s nothing, but it’s just really funny! What a moron! How could you chip your tooth on a needle?”

Scott shrugged and then spoke up. “Doctor, Stone said that SuperCurt confirms that Little Ruth...” he caught himself. “Your wife... slept upside down when he knew her. And that means...” he suddenly stopped and looked around the room. Norman was nowhere to be seen.

“Hey, where’s the little guy?”

They all turned and looked at the empty warehouse. No Norman.

“I guess he left,” Jennifer said.

Scott shook his head. “Stone isn’t gonna be happy.”

By the time Norman was outside, the plan was nothing more than a growing cloud, dense and ripe with color. He fumbled in his pocket for the keys, his hands shaking with pounding excitement. By the time he was inside and the car was started, the plan was had become solid and dense. Once out on the open road, a warm breeze blowing through his hair, the plan was a speeding bowling ball of fire on a path headed straight to The Source.

* * * * * *

The Mangler watched SuperCurt carefully. Not once the entire day had the fallen super person talked. The silence coming from his cell was as heavy as dinner at John Candy’s. The Mangler paced. Sometimes he talked. Once he sang “Greensleeves” and tried to whistle, “Do You Know the Way to San Jose?.” The Mangler taunted. He pouted. He waxed philosophical. Eventually he gave up. It was no use. SuperCurt wasn’t speakin’.

“Hey bub,” he called. SuperCurt looked up at him. The Mangler smiled and sat on the end of his cot. “I know how ya feel. They beat me up pretty bad when I first got here.” He bit his lip nervously, thinking that for an instant, it tasted like Chicken McNuggets. “It ain’t so bad once ya get use to it,” he continued. “Kinda grows on ya. An’ the people, they’re okay. Bark is worse than their bite, if ya know what I mean. There’s one guy, a real crazy fella. Calls himself Rocko. He’s a mean one. Gotta stay away from him. You might wanna ditch that cape, too. Rocko, he don’t like capes. Me, I can wear it ‘cause they know I’m bad. Don’t call me Mangler Man for nothing, ya know. But you, you sent half these guys here in the first place. You’re not careful, they’re gonna wanna pay you a visit, and I don’t mean tea and cakes either. Maybe a knuckle san’wich.” The Mangler thought that last bit was funny and began to giggle.

When the moment ceased to be funny, he went on. He could see that SuperCurt was listening intently. “I’m just telling ya so ya can be on the look out. Don’t get no ideas that we’re friends now or nothin’. You put me here, too ya know. An’ as much as I’ve gotten use to it, nothin’ beats a little fresh air and sunshine. Nighttime ain’t so bad neither. Do some of my best work under cover of the moon.”

SuperCurt looked back down at his boots.

Rocko? he thought. Doesn’t sound good.

* * * * * *

Norman stopped at home and grabbed a small bag he kept hidden in the back of his closet. He opened it up and spilled the contents onto the floor. There were four large dental needles, a scraper tool, a portable drill, a small mirrored instrument, and one vile of novocaine. Nodding silently to himself, he opened a drawer in his desk and searched until he found another small tube with a clear liquid inside.

“This should do the trick.” He shook the vile, watching as the liquid splashed back and forth inside the glass. “Just a little of this and PoloGuy won’t be long for this world.” He smiled gleefully and was about to leave when he remembered the ether.

He reached for the mask and placed it firmly over his mouth and nose. With a quick twist of a handle, a cool stream of ether spilled into his lungs. Tastes like mint, he thought, breathing in deeply. When he felt his ears tingle, he turned it off and went back to loading the black bag and its lethal contents.

* * * * * *

When Jason Stone pulled into the dusty parking lot outside the warehouse, a group of his secret workers were waiting in the doorway for him. Barely had the match touched the tip of an Old Gold, hardly had his eyes begun to squint, when the group burst forward.

“We’ve got a problem boss.”

“Bad news, Chief.”

“You’re not gonna like this one, sir.”

Without saying a word, he entered the cool warehouse. His shoes hardly made a sound on the rough floor. He approached the computer center where Scott and Chank were typing furiously.

When Stone approached, they stopped and looked up at him.

God, he’s cool, thought Scott.

God, is he cool, thought Chank.

God, I’m cool, thought Jason Stone.

“What’cha got for me, Scott?” He cocked his head to one side. He inhaled deeply and exhaled.

“You really should try to cut back. Those things are gonna kill ya,” Scott said.

Jason Stone nodded. “Not if my job doesn’t first,” he replied coolly.

“Boss, the Doctor ran out on us.” Chank stepped forward with the information. He paused waiting to see the reporter’s reaction. There was none. “You see, I was monitoring the wire when something came up about PoloGuy chipping his tooth while trying to sew up his costume. Well, we all thought it was pretty funny, but the Doctor took off like he had something on his mind.” Still there was no response from Stone. Chank frowned and stepped back toward his monitor.

“Hmmm.” Jason Stone said.

“I see,” he said.

“Of course,” he said.

Finally he said, “Keep your eye on the wire. Let me know the minute something comes up on the good Doctor.”

A moment later, the phone rang. The shrill ring broke the tense silence of the nearly empty warehouse. Jennifer jumped to grab it. After a minute, she held the receiver out to her boss.

“It’s him,” she said.

* * * * * *

“Mister Stone, it’s me, Norman,” Norman held the cellular phone against his shoulder as he drove the car toward The Source. It was late afternoon and the sun was beating down on the streets. The inside of the car felt like a sauna.

“How are you, Doctor?”

“Stone, I’ve got a plan!”

“So did I, Doctor.”

“Listen Stone, don’t talk me out of this. I may not be able to save RuthAnne...Little Ruth...I might not be able to save her, but I can get rid of PoloGuy once and for all.” His voice was shrill and high pitched with excitement. “Maybe without him around, she’ll come to her senses.”

“Or maybe she’ll destroy you and the good people of this community,” Stone offered.

“That’s a chance I’ve got to take, Mister Stone. I can’t live like this, knowing that that monster has ruined my life and the life of my wife.” Tears started to well up in his eyes. “Dammit, I’ve been sitting back like some damsel in distress, waiting for the sheriff to ride up and pull me out of the path of a speeding train. I’ve got to take charge. If the shoe was on the other foot, RuthAnne would do the same for me.”

“Are you so sure of that, Doctor?” he asked. “You must remember that your wife, RuthAnne as you knew her, is dead. Today I discovered that there may still be a small part of goodness and normalcy left inside her. Right now your wife is a creature of loyalty and instinct. She knows nothing else. But we’ve got to count on her instincts. I need your help for this, Doctor.”

There was silence for a moment. Stone could hear only the sound of the car moving toward what may be its final destination.

“Mister Stone,” Norman sobbed. “I’m sorry. But I’ve got to do it my way.” And with that, he hung up.

* * * * * *

“He’s going to kill PoloGuy,” Jason Stone said, turning quickly toward the door. “I can’t allow that. Not yet.” Quick, like a cat in the rain, he slipped into his car and started the engine. Scott, Jennifer, and Chank had followed him outside to await their orders.

Their leader stared up at him. “I’m going to try to stop him before he brings the wrath of Little Ruth, Juggernaut, and Anarchy down on this city. If I’m not back in two hours, you know what to do. Start the back up and get out of here. Do you understand?”

They each nodded.

“Good.” He revved the engine and roared out of the parking lot, leaving a cloud of dust behind.

* * * * * *

Norman climbed out of the car and stared up at the enormous structure. Aside from having been designed for environmental purposes, The Source was also appealing to the eye. There had been nothing ugly about it until recently. Now, what had once seemed natural and hopeful, now looked dark and despairing. He shivered as he pulled the bag off the seat. Tucking it under his arm he reminded himself that his wife was inside. He closed the door and walked across the parking lot.

His feet felt heavy, as if two giant hams had been strapped to his shoes. Or maybe that was just the ether. Good thing I brought along a little extra in that portable tank RuthAnne got me last Christmas. Thinking of her again caused his palms to sweat until he was forced to wipe them on the front of his pants.

Slowly he climbed the stairs, oblivious to the fact that there had been a platform here only yesterday. He approached a large marine standing guard at the entrance.

“Excuse me, I need to see PoloGuy.”

“Who sent you?” the marine grunted.

“No one sent me, exactly. I’m a dentist. I heard that PoloGuy chipped his tooth. I thought perhaps I might be of some assistance.” Although his heart was thudding loudly in his ears, he was surprised at the calm of his voice. He glanced across the parking lot and saw a familiar car turning into the gates.

* * * * * *

Little Ruth walked back and forth in the gigantic control room of The Source. A hundred television screens lit the room in a strange, almost smokey light. Marines in dark green jumpsuits sat at control boards, pushing buttons, pulling levers, playing Donkey Kong. Little Ruth’s boots clicked loudly with each step she took. Her eyes, too, scanned the screens, taking in images of various locations around the plant.

She stopped suddenly in front of a television that showed the main entrance of the building. A little man was standing there, talking to Strauss, the guard on duty.

“Turn up the sound,” she said. Almost immediately, Norman’s voice could be heard.

“I’m sure he could use the help. I brought my things with me. And best of all, I won’t charge a penny. On the house. You could call it a, uh, a... a token of gratitude for exposing SuperCurt.” He grinned hard, hoping the guard would see the possible reward for letting him in. “Just think of how grateful he’ll be to you. This could mean a promotion.”

Little Ruth smiled. “Tell Strauss to let him in. I want to see this dentist myself.”

The technician picked up a phone. On the screen, Strauss turned away from Norman and picked up a phone that was built into the wall.

“Let him in.”

* * * * * *

The speeding car was coming closer.

Norman bounced on the balls of his feet. A trickle of sweat dripped down his temple. He turned away from the parking lot and back to the guard. A second later, he hung up the phone.

“You’ve been granted permission,” he said simply. Norman sighed. From deep within the walls, came the sound of heavy machinery, like gears grinding together. The door began to slide open.
Jason Stone’s car came to a stop a few feet beyond the steps. Norman could see the glow of a cigarette inside. He could feel Stone watching him.

“Sheesh, big door ya got there. Does it always take this long to open?” His eyes never left the car. The door opened. Norman saw a shoe touch the pavement.

“We gotta be careful around here, Doc. The boss don’t like surprises. ‘Course, if there was one, Little Ruth would take of it. Sharp as a hawk, that one. Nothin’ gets past her!”

And then, thankfully, the door was open enough for Norman to squeeze through. He pushed his way inside, until he felt a tug on his arm. He wheeled around, expecting to discover Jason Stone. Instead, his little black bag had caught on something. He gave it a yank and pulled free just as the door started to slam shut.

God! Takes forever to open, but watch out when that baby closes, he thought. He turned just in time to see the outside world fading into a small crack of light and Jason Stone walking quickly up the steps.

It must have been three stories high. He looked up at the glass ceiling far above him. Flags from every nation hung down. Tall trees grew upward from large pots and neatly arranged gardens. Norman thought he could hear running water. He wasn’t surprised to see a man-made stream rushing from one end of the vast room to the other. Birds chirped from somewhere overhead.

“Nice place ya got here.” He told the guard who had met him on this side of the door.

His escort led him through a maze of corridors until they reached a closed door at the end of a long hall. The guard nodded and walked back down the corridor, leaving Norman alone.

Norman waited, trying to catch his breath and slow his pounding heart. He reached for the handle. It was cool, but slightly moist in his fingers. He drew back, smelling Polo wafting through the air. His skin crawled. A second later, he turned the knob and entered the room.

“Hey boss, we got company,” Anarchy yelled from his familiar place on the couch. He sat up long enough to fart and giggle merrily. He waved his hand back and forth under his butt and then offered it to the stranger.

Norman thought twice about shaking the boy’s hand. In the end he decided it would be better not to offend. To his shock, Anarchy had an amazingly comfortable grasp. Norman smiled, remembering the days when Anarchy had played for the good guys.

PoloGuy stepped out of the bathroom, wearing the top half of his costume and polk-a-dotted boxer shorts. Norman could see a smear of shaving cream sticking to his chin. “What’s this? Who are you?” As he stepped forward, Norman saw that the villain had cut his face in several places. Small squares of toilet paper dotted red were stuck to his chin and neck.

“Uh, sir,...PoloGuy... I heard you chipped your tooth.”

PoloGuy sneered. “I’ll kill Abbot-Cabezal if he put that out on the wire. Anarchy, go fetch the Major. We need to have a little talk about his job performance.” Anarchy leapt to his feet and went out the door. PoloGuy turned back to Norman. “Yeah, so what do you want?”

Norman swallowed. He fought back the urge to leap at the villain and kill him with his bare hands. But then another thought came.

Where was his wife? It was a rather large office. Pillars lined the walls, casting dark shadows behind them. Was she lurking there? Did she know he was here? Would she recognize him if she had seen him?

“I’ve volunteered to fix your tooth. Free of charge,” he smiled.

“Good, ‘cause I’m running short on cash.” He sat down in a chair and tilted his head back. “So get to work. I ain’t got all day. Besides, Reiber’s gotta come around and give me another pill. Keeps the smell from killing everybody.” He snorted a laugh.

Norman nodded and stepped forward. He set his black bag down on a table and opened it up. The syringes shimmered inside. He removed the small tank of ether he’d filled before leaving the house.

“I’ll give you some ether to loosen you up,” he said.

“Ooo, you got any laughing gas? I love the stuff. Can’t get enough of it! You think you could hook me up with some?”

Norman nodded again. “I’ll see what I can do.” Carefully he attached a clear plastic tube to the tank and turned a knob. He listened for the soft hiss of gas seeping toward the mask. Gently he placed it on PoloGuy’s face.

“This tastes kind of minty. I hope you don’t mind.” He let PoloGuy hold the mask while he removed a syringe and the two viles. He poked the needle into the numbing solution, filled the cartridge halfway and then poked it into the other vile. Slowly it filled up as he drew back on the needle. When it was full, he aimed it skyward and squirted it into the air.

“You might feel a slight prick,” he said, taking the mask from PoloGuy’s hand.

“Hey man, that’s great shit ya got there,” he giggled. “I gotta get me some of that!”

Norman nodded a third time. “I think you’ll like this stuff even better. Knock you right out.” He slid the needle into PoloGuy’s mouth, navigating past his lolling tongue. When he touched its tip to the gum, the skin around the needle turned white and puckered under the slight pressure.
It was then that Little Ruth came into the room. Norman froze. It was the first time he had seen his wife up close in nearly seven months. He gulped when he realized her eyes were locked on his. His hand started to shake uncontrollably. He watched her, waiting for a sign, a glimmer of recognition. None came.

“Hello, Doctor,” she said simply, managing a thin smile.

“H-hello, RuthA...Little Ruth,” he squeaked, knowing true terror for the first time in his life.

“I hope I’m not disturbing you.” She took a step forward.

“No, no not at all.”

She smiled again, a cunning sort of smile. “Good. Then you won’t mind if I inspect your bag before you begin.” Her eyes darted toward the open black bag on the table.

Norman didn’t know what to say. Say something, he thought. Say anything or she’ll get suspicious. Who are you kidding? Look at her eyes; she’s already suspicious.

Little Ruth strode calmly across the room toward him. His knees were shaking. As she came closer, the song returned. It caught her off guard. Clearly she heard the music in her head, she could almost imagine the words and the voice behind those words. Her eyes narrowed and she cocked her head as if straining to listen.

“I see the doorway to a thousand churches
the resolution of all the fruitless searches”

Norman saw the change in her. It was quick and short-lived, but it had been there. What had caused it? What was going on in her mind? His strange relief was suddenly cut off when she asked:

“What’s in the syringe, Doctor?”

“Excuse me?” he asked, his knees almost falling out from under him. His hand started shaking again.

“The syringe,” she said, moving closer.

Oh my God, she’s close enough to touch! he thought. Maybe if reached out and grabbed her, she’d remember and this nightmare would end.

“Uh, novocaine. It’ll numb PoloGuy’s mouth while I repair his tooth,” he stammered.

At the mention of his name, PoloGut sat up, his head still tilted back.

“Oh man! I am so stoned,” he murmered. “I feel so good. L.R., is that you? You wanna get stoned? This guy has some great gas!” Looking up at the ceiling something struck him as incredibly funny and he began to laugh.

“Novocaine? Good, then you won’t mind,” she said, suddenly snatching the syringe from his hand, “if I taste it.”

For a brief second, quicker than his eyes could follow, Norman had felt her fingers brushing his hand. For an instant, he thought he heard music, far away and faint, but inside his head and very close. Close enough to touch.

And he thought, Your eyes. It’s in your eyes.

But what did that mean?

He blinked and snapped back to reality when he realized she was holding the syringe.

“Uh...” he stammered again.

“We can’t be too cautious, Doctor. There are all sorts of kooks and weirdos out there who might go to any lengths to make a statement.”

He watched wide-eyed with horror as she tilted her head back and aimed the tip of the needle at her tongue. He saw her fingers tense on the compressor.

He was about to cry out, but realized he had wet his pants instead.

Episode 47: “She Will Come...,” but there she goes

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Episode 47:
"She Will Come...,” But There She Goes


In a world not unlike our very own, the rain was falling on a darkened city. There was no pow-wowing on the marshes, no student protests on the campus, no bean sprouts in Chinatown. Most of the city appeared empty; its inhabitants had fled the streets for shelter in their homes, behind locked doors, the back seats of large “classic”-model American automobiles, deep under ground. The heavy clouds sat low, obscuring even the tallest of metropolitan skyscrapers. The yellow phosphorescent lamps that lined the streets glowed under a massive rolling, unbreaking wave of clouds. Flashing stop-lights pounded out the weak heart beat of the city, blinking on and off a thousand times without notice.

The storm had come like a rabid Schnauzer, barking and huffing over the mountains and desert. Old men on front steps and park benches rubbed their weather-sore elbows and nervously craned their necks skyward. Mothers on front steps called their children home. Cats and dogs were scooped up and taken inside or stuffed into kennels. Cows settled down in the long grass, lowing softly to each other as they tripped on ‘shrooms. The city and everything around it closed up tight and settled down for what Darla Davies of Inkom called, “One hell of a night.” All was silent and anxious.

All, that is, except Jason Stone.

The reporter was standing under the stone arch of the bridge in Karen McGee Memorial Park, his trench coat wrapped tightly around him, hat pulled low over his eyes, water dripping from the brim and falling into puddles at his feet. The burning end of an Old Gold simmered in the humid darkness. He peered forward into the night at the falling rain, smoke simmering and dissipating around his face.

He was waiting.

* * * * * *

Anarchy stumbled through the rain, his booted feet punching soggy holes in the soft, wet grass. His spandex was slick against his skin, pulling at the crack of his butt like a prepubescent boy who’s just discovered the Art of the Wedgie. His cape hung limp across his shoulders and down the length of his back. Dark hair hung in tight curls around his pale face. His eyes were bloodshot and vacant.

“Is she dead? Is she dead?” Not for the first time that night he heard PoloGuy’s squeal in his head. He squeezed his eyes shut and covered his ears. In desperation, he began humming the theme to “The A Team.” But all his efforts to drown out the memories of the day only seemed to strengthen them.

The second his eyes closed, he clearly saw the scene that had taken place earlier in PoloGuy’s office. The villain was jumping up and down, and occasionally falling on his ass (he had, after all, been sucking the dentist’s gas not five minutes earlier).

“Is she dead? Is she dead? REEEIIIBER!” He screamed, his face turning red, small droplets of pungent Polo appearing on his skin. “Save her!”

Reiber was kneeling over the body of Little Ruth, clutching her wrist as he searched for the faintest traces of a pulse.

Abbot-Cabezol was snickering in the corner.

“Reiber!” PoloGuy, pulling at his face, had climbed on top of a chair. “Save her!”

Reiber looked up at his commander, his face pale.

“Uh, boss...” he whispered. “We have a problem here.”


Anarchy’s eyes opened as the thunder crashed and a bolt of lightning zig-zagged across the sky. For a moment he saw his surroundings as clearly as if the sun had been shining. Up ahead, toward the pond and under the bridge, he thought he glimpsed a figure standing under the arch of the bridge. It had been a man, he was sure. And although he wasn’t entirely certain, he thought he’d seen the burning end of a cigarette. He turned in the direction of the arch and stumbled onward.

* * * * * *

Stone, who’d been leaning against the underside of the arch, stood up straight when the lightning flashed. For a brief second he’d caught sight of an approaching figure. He narrowed his eyes, exhaled, and tossed the cigarette. It made a soft wet hiss where it fell. Fixing his collar, he practiced his best “tough-guy reporter” face.

The figure came closer, swaying slightly as it turned toward him. Stone stepped forward, allowing a beam of light to fall sharply across the bridge of his nose, only slightly illuminating his piercing eyes. He lit another Old Gold, squinting like a pro, took a deep drag and watched as the approaching stranger came closer. The reporter exhaled, almost liking the way the smoke stung his eyes. As it wafted up, caught by the air and doused with a thousand tiny droplets of water, the silhouette of the stranger came into sharp focus. He couldn’t make out the face, but he could clearly see wet hair hanging in dark curls, the shadow of a limp cape tossed over the shoulders, the symbol he wore sewn onto his spandex: a circle with a jagged “A” carved into it.

Stone was never a man who allowed fear to control his life, but nonetheless, he felt his butt cheeks clench and his testicles scurry up into his belly.

“You...” he suppressed a gasp of surprise.

Anarchy grinned and stepped under the arch.

* * * * * *

He couldn’t stay here any longer. Something was wrong, he knew it as surely as he knew it had been two days since he’d changed his underwear.There was a nagging suspicion, more than that actually, that something very horrible had happened. Or was that just the condition of his tighty-whities? He knew it when the first wave of nausea had swept over him in A.P.’s cell only a few hours earlier. And he knew it now, sitting on his cot, his head tucked into the palms of his hands.

But the real question was, what did he know and how did he know it?

In the villain’s cell, SuperCurt had felt something rip at the very fabric of his being, just as six months earlier he had heard a voice speak directly to his soul. In both cases there had been the comfort and confusion that the knowledge provided was the truth. There were no if’s, and’s, or but’s about it.

The truth was Little Ruth was lost to him forever. Sometime in the two days he’d been imprisoned, in the last few hours actually, Little Ruth had died. He’d been certain, prior to the wave of nausea, that despite whatever she’d become, whatever PoloGuy had done to her, that there had remained, buried deep underneath any understanding of psychology and science, a part of her that could not be touched or controlled.

But was she really dead?

That he didn’t know. He felt that she was dead, but the feeling hadn’t directly told him so. He only knew that all was not well, and that nothing could be made well again until he pulled his shit together, changed his shorts, and did something about it.

And that couldn’t be done behind bars.

* * * * * *

Jason Stone eyed Anarchy carefully. The boy had stepped under the arch and was standing only a few feet from the reporter. Deep shadows fell across his face with only the dull red glow of Stone’s cigarette reflecting off his eyes and the tips of his ears. Stone didn’t know what to think. Although he’d never actually seen Anarchy in action, he’d been smart enough to guess that he wouldn’t have adopted the name “Anarchy” without a reason. Superpeople, he knew, however weird their psychoses and costumes, had a genuine knack for picking the name that best suited them. Just look at that whole Group From Hell thing that had cut the shit out of Pocatello a few years back. Mustacho? she’d been hairy, alright. Cakeface? Yeech!

“Hello, Anarchy,” Stone took a pull on his Old Gold and held the smoke in his lungs, his eyes cinched to narrow slits.

“Hello, Mister Stone,” Anarchy’s voice was heavy and nearly as lifeless as his cape. Stone could see the boy’s face was pallid; dark circles coagulated under bloodshot eyes. “I see you got my message.”

Stone nodded, exhaling a cloud of smoke into the wet night.

“I should have come to you sooner...” Anarchy said, his voice cracking and trailing off. “If only I had done something sooner...” He slouched forward, dropping his face into his open palms and began to cry. His body rocked with sobs, and Stone was suddenly made very aware of the weight the boy had been carrying on his back.

Of course it had been Anarchy’s journal he’d been reading for weeks. Abbot-Cabezol’s journal had provided some valuable information, but it had been Anarchy that Stone had paid the closest attention to. It was at the very center of his hope that something could be done to save his city, clear SuperCurt’s name, and return Little Ruth to “normal.” He’d made hard copies of the journal, back-ups, and a will. He took no chances. Only recently, however, had he began to suspect that Anarchy was deliberately feeding him information. And then tonight, sitting in his office going over the file once again, he’d been surprised to see the words

“MEET ME AT THE ARCH
9PM”

appear on the screen.

They erased any doubts in his mind that Anarchy was still playing for the good guys.

But how? Why? he’d asked in his notes to himself. “Perhaps Reiber and PoloGuy failed to realize that Anarchy, as his name implies, is beyond control. Anarchy is unstoppable. I’m almost sure that’s the case. The kid just played along with them, buying time until he could figure out what to do next,” he’d written.

Stone put a reassuring hand on Anarchy’s shoulder. The boy flinched and pulled away.

“Don’t try to tell me everything’s going to be all right. Face it man, I fucked up.” Anarchy pulled away, leaving Stone’s palm sticky and wet. “What good am I? When it comes down to it, I’m just some dumb kid they got stuck with. My parents ditched me. My dad died. Little Ruth up and leaves, and just when SuperCurt needs me the most, I fuck up, smoke some pot, knock up a chick, and bail on him. I deserve whatever I get.”

“What happened in there today?” Stone asked, carefully watching the frightened boy. He held out a crinkled pack of Old Golds. Anarchy snatched the pack away and nervously withdrew a cigarette, which Stone lit with his black Zippo.

“You wanna know? I’ll tell ya! I fucked up! That’s what happened. I shouldn’ta left PoloGuy alone with that fucking dentist.” With that, he burst into tears again. Stone waited it out. When he calmed, Anarchy continued. “He poisoned her! Stuck her with a needle.”

For the second time that night, the reporter suppressed a gasp. “Is she dead?” He made a mental memo to rework his control skills.

Anarchy shook his head. “Might as well be. She’s not worth a duck’s fart, man. Reiber says she’s brain dead, whatever that means. PoloGuy’s pissed. Started wailing on the dude. Wouldn’t let up.”

“Norman...” Stone whispered. “Is he alive?”

Anarchy shrugged. “I dunno, man. If he is, he’s probably wishing he wasn’t. Almost killed him myself. Everything woulda been fine if he hadn’t fucked things up like that. I just don’t get it. Why’d he do it? I could’ve figured something out.”

“You couldn’t have stopped him.”

“But why’d he care? What business was it of his? Nobody even knows who he is.”

Stone frowned. He took a drag and waited out the necessary dramatic pause, a talent he’d perfected in college. It had provided him with a new angle on many a story and saved his life more than once.

“He’s her husband,” he said simply.

Anarchy, who’d never thought to refine his surprise-suppression skills, gulped loudly, causing his epiglottis to bounce up and down like a grasshopper on crack. “Holy shit! You mean... all that time SupeCurt and I spent getting fat and gross, L.R. was married? Is that why she vanished?”

Stone nodded.

“Man, why’d she marry a geek like that?”

Stone shrugged.

“Must be his penis,” Anarchy mused aloud. “You never know who’s gonna get one.”

Stone said nothing.

Anarchy sat in silence, his adolescent brain trying desperately to process the information. He didn’t understand, but then, who’d ever understood Little Ruth? Sometimes he doubted whether she even understood herself.

“Is she still at The Source?”

The boy nodded, his train of thought momentarily derailed. “Yeah. Reiber’s got her hooked up to all sorts of stuff. Pretty scary looking shit.”

“Can you get me in to see her?”

“No way, dude! Not on your life! They’ve got about twenty Juggernaut guards stationed all over the place. Only Reiber, PoloGuy, me, and a few others. No one else is allowed near her.”

Stone thought a moment. “Anarchy, I need your help. SuperCurt and Little Ruth need your help. You’ve got to go back, act like it’s no big deal, do what they tell you. And you need to keep me updated at all times. Can you do that?”

“Man, it’s too late for that. It’s over. She’s gone and she ain’t comin’ back. I fucked up. Last thing SuperCurt needs is my help. Already fucked him up enough. I helped send him to jail, remember?”

Stone shook his head. “It may be too late for Little Ruth, but you can’t leave SuperCurt in prison. If I’m not mistaken, he’ll have has hands full before not too long. There are a lot of people there who won’t take kindly to him, if you get my message. Besides, he’s wearing tights and a cape. Think about it.”

“I’ll do what I can. But I ain’t making any promises. Hey man, you think you can spot me a few bucks to get a pizza or something? The food they been cooking over there is pretty brutal.” As if to prove his point, he farted loudly, squeezing his face up into a tight ball.

The reporter reached into his wallet, removed a twenty dollar bill and handed it to Anarchy. “I’m going to speak to SuperCurt. He’s got to know what’s happened, if he doesn’t already. Maybe he can think of something.”

Anarchy frowned. “I doubt it. SuperCurt was never much of an idea man. That was always L.R.’s job.”

“That’s what I was afraid of.”

* * * * * *

Petunia sat on the window-sill watching the rain come down in grey flannel sheets. Salisbury, from his place on the television, hadn’t seen her move in hours. She stared blankly at the glass, her eyes unblinking even when the sky lit up with lightning. Once or twice he tried to comfort her, and although she’d let him gently stroke her purple fur, she refused to move. She hadn’t even purred. She was as unmoving as that last mouthful of TurtleWax he’d swallowed.

Unable to stand the silence any longer, the monkey leapt down from the t.v.. Tuna turned and glanced over her shoulder at him and then back out into the night. She didn’t see him skitter across the floor toward the door. He never took his eyes off of her, waiting to see if she’d follow. When he reached for the handle and turned the knob, the door cracked open as a rush of wet air came hissing into the room.

Petunia bristled and jerked upright. Salisbury smiled, relieved that he finally had her attention. She stretched and jumped down, bounded across the carpet and raced out into the rain. The monkey chased after her, following, not only to The Source, but to an entirely different world altogether.

* * * * * *

PoloGuy paced. He had yet to put on his pants. The leftover shaving cream on his chin had long since melted away by the almost continuous stream of Polo that leaked from his pores. Reiber, busy attending to Little Ruth, had been forced, several times, to give PoloGuy an extra pill to keep his scent at bay. But the smell would not dissipate. It was intent on crashing the party and staying the night.

“You’ve got to control that. This is a medical laboratory. You’re going to kill her,” he insisted.

Pologuy sneered. “If you don’t save her, Reiber, it’ll be your head.”

Reiber went back to his work. Little Ruth was laying on a table, wires and electrodes taped to her skull and various other parts of her body. Her face was calm, almost insanely serene. Her arms were crossed over her chest in an ironically unsettling manner.

“This wasn’t supposed to happen. I wasn’t finished with her. The whole thing is ruined.” His voice rose to shocking new heights as he walked back and forth across the room. “What am I gonna do? I’ve got a deadline. Everything is suppose to be ready next week. You Know Who is waiting for the first shipment.”

Reiber was not listening. He was busy flipping switches on monitors and jotting down notes. The machines hummed as a thin green line appeared on a black screen. Reiber had hoped against hope that the line would appear jagged and jumpy, but with little surprise he found it to be as straight and flat as his ex-wife’s chest. Not so much as a beep or a twitter; this puppy wasn’t moving. He turned to look nervously over his shoulder at PoloGuy.

“He’s had a rough couple of years. What the heck am I gonna tell him?” PoloGuy bit the nail on his thumb.

“Didn’t he use to work for you once? What’s to be afraid of?” Reiber asked, adjusting a knob, hoping conversation would keep PoloGuy’s attention from Little Ruth’s condition.

PoloGuy’s pace didn’t slacken. “That was a long time ago. I haven’t seen him since the GFH fell apart. He was the only one who got away. Had a rough time on the other side just after that. He’s been in hiding ever since; an outlaw in both worlds. You wanna tell a guy who’s been in hiding that his shit is gonna have to wait? He’s been jones’in, man.”

A second later, the door opened and Anarchy stepped into the room carrying a pizza box. PoloGuy leapt forward, grabbed a piece and stuck half of it into his mouth. Reiber rolled his eyes.

“How is she, dude?” Anarchy asked, taking a seat on the end of the table that held Little Ruth.

PoloGuy followed after him. “Just where have you been? I needed your help around here.”

“Chill dude,” Anarchy flashed him a lazy peace sign. “Got me some food. Figured it was gonna be a long night.”

PoloGuy scoffed and licked his lips. “Not for you , my little pint-sized prepubescent.” He stopped walking long enough to let a single beam of soft overhead light fall across his face, twisting and distorting it into a grizzly elfen mask.

“Bring me the dentist.”

* * * * * *

Norman sat huddled on the floor of a darkened broom closet. Had he been entirely coherent, he might have realized it was a broom closet and not a jail cell. This was, after all, The Source, and there had been no room in such a magnificent building for prisons and holding cells. Unfortunately for Norman, PoloGuy had knocked the coherency right out of him, along with one of his teeth. As it was, Norman wasn’t aware of much at all. The ether had long since worn off, leaving only the first traces of a doozy of a headache.

His lack of awareness was not caused so much by the pain the putrid villain had inflicted on him, but by the knowledge that it had been his hand that had killed RuthAnne. He had seen her stumble away from him and sink to the floor. He hadn’t been able to see much of her after that, what with Anarchy sitting on his back like a wildebeest in heat. He’d only seen her arm, the pale skin on the inside of her elbow, and the way it hung limp at her side. He’d known at that instant it was over, and that whatever they did to him, it would not be sufficient punishment for murdering his wife. Despite whatever it was they had done to her to change her and make her over as the bride of Frankenstein, it had been her husband who had sent her to her grave.

A crack of light appeared as the door opened and Anarchy peeked his head into the small room. The boy peered in and saw Norman huddled on the floor in the corner, his knees drawn up to his chest, a trickle of blood leaking from the corner of his mouth. Anarchy came in, closing the door behind him as he flicked on the overhead light.

Man, he thought. What did she see in you? Skinny little guy like you has no business married to a woman like her. Must’a been the penis.

He knelt down next to Norman and shook his shoulder gently. “Dude, wake up.”

Norman didn’t respond.

Anarchy shook him again but stopped. Maybe it was better this way. Maybe he shouldn’t be too awake for whatever it was that PoloGuy was about to do to him.

“Dude, I don’t know what’s gonna happen to you,” he said softly. “I’m sorry it has to be this way. But Mr. Stone said that I’ve got to keep my cover. It might be too late for your wife, but I’ll do anything to save SuperCurt.”

Norman’s eyes blinked at the mention ofRuthAnne, but that was all the response of which he was capable. Anarchy gently lifted him to his feet and guided him out the door and to whatever fate awaited him on the other side.

* * * * * *

Jason Stone walked through the corridors of Arkham Asylum, Officer Petrechio leading the way. Petrechio, saddened by SuperCurt’s condition and treatment, had agreed to let the late-night visitor in to see the fallen hero despite the rules that said otherwise.

“Something’s up with him tonight.” the guard said in hopes of striking up a conversation. He’d always hated the way the sound of his footfalls echoed and echoed off the cement floor of the halls. “He’s not feeling so well.”

Stone bristled at the news. His ears perked up as the trained news-hound in him sat up and took notice. “What’s up?” he asked matter-of-factly, not wanting Petrechio to think he was fishing for information.

Petrechio shrugged. “No clue. One second he was visiting Rocko and everything seemed fine. Next thing we know, he’s puking his guts out. I know the food around this place ain’t the best, but I’ve never seen it get that bad.”

“When was this?” Stone asked.

“Late this afternoon. Just after dinner.”

Stone nodded. It made sense. Somehow, SuperCurt had been alerted to what was happening to his ex-partner. He wondered just how much he already knew.

“Who’s this Rocko guy?” he asked.

Petrechio scowled. “Bad guy. Use to party with the GFH. Went by the name A.P, but now everyone calls him Rocko. Sounds tough, I guess. He wanted to be called Milton for awhile there, but it sounded too wimpy, ya know?”

For the third time in less than two hours, Stone audibly gasped. A.P. was here? And SuperCurt had been to see him? What was up with that?

* * * * * *

In another part of the prison, deep underground, Ed Jones was standing in a darkened cell. The door was wide open, but he had no fear of the prisoner escaping. He’d actually been busy for two days trying to arrange just such an escape.

“So what did he say?”

A.P. closed Paradise Lost and stared calmly at Jones, a man he thought less than fondly of. “He didn’t say anything, vomited all over the place and had to leave.”

Jones turned away in disgust. “Damn! I thought for sure he’d take the bait. A prison break would fix him for good. Doesn’t matter if you’re innocent or not. No judge likes a prison break.”

A.P. smiled patiently. “Be calm, my friend. He’ll be back. I made it perfectly clear to him that I’m the only one who can control PoloGuy. SuperCurt will remember that, and when he needs a favor, I’ll be here waiting for him.”

Jones kicked the barred door, stubbing his toe. He hopped about for a moment, holding his wounded foot in his hands. “This better work. The sooner PoloGuy is out of the picture, the easier I’ll rest. And once you’ve finished this job, I want you out of here, you got it? I don’t care where you go. Just leave! I’m not going to all this trouble just so a couple of criminals can wreck everything. I got political aspirations!”

“He’ll be back.”

A second later, a cacophony of alarms began to sound. Jones jerked up straight, still clutching his foot, an action that quickly sent him sprawling to the floor. A.P. did not move to help him up. Flashing red lights illuminated the pale darkness like a thousand police cars.

“Looks like you might get that prison break anyway,” the villain whispered, a thin smile illuminating his face.

* * * * * *

“What the hell?” Petrechio, who’d nearly been knocked to the floor by the force of an unexpected blast, frantically reached to his side for his gun as the alarms began to sound. The hallway in which they’d been walking was filled with plumes of dust and clouds of smoke so thick the flashing red emergency lights could not penetrate them. It drifted and floated in the hallway like a strange creature from another world.

“What’s happened,” Stone asked.

Before Petrechio could respond the question was answered. From the center of the dust cloud a figure emerged, a ripped and tattered cape hanging in shreds down the length of his back. Stone felt his heart race. The figure came calmly toward them, shoulders thrown back, head held high. From somewhere in his head, Stone could have sworn he heard theme music playing, and it sounded like Jimmy Hendrix’s “Voodoo Child.”

Petrechio stared dumbfounded, his right hand still trying desperately to unholster his gun.

SuperCurt approached, his face calm and determined. His pace did not slow when he approached the shocked guard and the stunned reporter. As Petrechio finally unfastened his gun and withdrew it, SuperCurt swept by, casually reaching for the weapon and plucking it from Petrechio’s trembling hand. He crushed it into a ball and tossed it back over his shoulder.

Now that’s cool! thought Jason Stone.

“SuperCurt, where are you going?” he stumbled after the hero, alarms and sirens raging in his ears.

Without turning, SuperCurt replied, “To put an end to this once and for all.” With that, the hero raised his fists into the air and shot upward, through the ceiling, his cape rippling in the air behind him. The prison quaked as the ceiling gave in, sending rocks of cement and steel beams crashing down. When things subsided and the dust had cleared, Stone stepped under the gaping hole and looked up. What he saw amazed him.

SuperCurt had cut a path straight up through eight stories of very solid prison floor and ceiling. And at the very top he could see clouds and the night sky.

“I’ve got to get to The Source,” he said and clambered over the debris, Petrechio hot on his heels.

* * * * * *

Major Abbot-Cabezol was in a hurry. He didn’t know how long Reiber was going to be out of the lab. And while PoloGuy was in his office waiting for Anarchy to bring the dentist, Abbot-Cabezol knew this may be his last chance to have a few minutes alone with the bitch. He showed the Juggernaut guard at the door his clearance papers and hustled into the room, locking the door behind him.

The lights had been dimmed, as if someone inside was sleeping. And ‘lo and behold, there she was, on a hospital bed in the center of the room, a warm circle of light falling around the bed like the radiance of angels. Reiber had hooked her up to all sorts of gadgets and machines, none of which looked heaven-sent. They hummed and beeped methodically, like a complicated mechanical heart. One particular machine caught his attention: it was a large glass tube with a vinyl balloon in it that seemed to inflate and deflate on its own accord. Each time it expanded, it wheezed and sucked the air out of Little Ruth’s lungs. When it emptied, it wheezed again and filled her chest, lifting her slightly from the bed.

The Major smiled and stepped toward her.

“Looks like someone clipped your wings, little lady,” he sneered as he patted her cold leg. “No more flying for you.”

Little Ruth said nothing. The respirator, a terrible translator who hadn’t brushed up on its English, had nothing to say and was content to wheeze once more.

Abbot-Cabezol jumped up on the end of the bed and sat back. “I figure this is a pretty good time for us to have a little chat. I hope you don’t mind, but I’m gonna ask you not to speak.” His fingers lazily stroked the white sheet that covered her leg.

“As a matter of fact, I’m gonna ask that you do nothing at all, ever again.”

And with that, he leapt at the machines that were only just barely keeping her body alive.

* * * * * *

Although his imprisonment had been rather brief, it felt good to be among the clouds once again. The rain had taken a smoke break and had dulled to a mere drizzle by the time he’d escaped. Nonetheless, he’d climbed above the clouds and was making his way toward The Source.

SuperCurt had always preferred to fly above the clouds at night. He liked the way the city lights below filtered through, turning them a soft shade of luminous orange. And the higher he went, the smaller it all looked. From thirty-thousand feet, he could see almost all of southeast Idaho, each town a tiny blossom of orange cotton. It was still late summer and it seemed that each of the summer scents he so often took for granted, had been trapped above the cloud layer. Breathing in deeply, he could smell barbecues, freshly cut grass, and a thousand chlorinated swimming pools. How sad, he thought, that it took two days of “hard time” to remind him how much he really loved it.

And such thoughts immediately made his mind turn to Little Ruth and the times they’d spent with each other. No, they hadn’t ever really flown together for the simple peace and joy of flying with another, but they had shared a deep understanding of their love of being in the air, their capes flapping like flags behind them. Those had been simpler and easier days; and there were days he imagined existed, knowing full well that they were figments of his imagination. After all, there was little rest in being a Superperson, and if one had take solitude in the realm of fantasy, so be it, for it seemed that every time things were just winding down, something else had demanded his attention, tearing them apart.

But now, no matter what else happened, he was going to reclaim what was rightfully his. He was going to put an end to the madness, save her, and try to return her life to normal. He knew that there’d be resistance, that she might not even want a normal life, but he was going to try anyway. And when she was herself again, he would set her free to do as she pleased. With him or without him, her life would once again be her own. And if she was dead, as his gut told him, he’d give her the rest she’d so longed for.

He turned in mid-air and slipped down through the thick layer of clouds. The rain had taken one last drag of its cigarette and was ready to begin work again. Once under the clouds, it growled back to life, pelting his skin with dime-sized drops of water. He paid no attention. He could see the lights of The Source looming before him.

* * * * * *

Anarchy led Norman into the dark waiting office, the smell of cologne thick in the air. The boy winced and made a conscious effort to breath through his mouth. It did little good; he could taste the Polo on his tongue. Norman did nothing, barely even raising his feet from the tiled floor.

“Boss?” Anarchy called into the darkness. “I got the mad doctor here, just like you wanted.” He pushed Norman forward in mock contempt.

From somewhere in front of them, Anarchy heard a low growl, that however menacing was meant, sounded like indigestion. He pushed Norman further into the room and closed the door behind them.

“Boss? Where are you?” he called again.

“Thank you, Anarchy. You may go,” came the response. Anarchy peered toward the source of the voice but saw nothing. Only shadows.

“You sure?” he asked, not wanting to leave Norman alone. Despite his actions that day, if Little Ruth had loved him enough to marry him, if Stone had cared about his well-being, he couldn’t be all that bad a guy. He felt a strange urge to protect the doctor. He hadn’t been able to save Little Ruth, but he’d do almost anything to save her husband.

“Yes, I’m sure. I’m done with you tonight. You’re dismissed.”

Anarchy gulped. This wasn’t going to be easy. “I kinda hoped I could help.”

“GET OUT!” screamed the villain, lunging from the shadows, grabbing Norman by the collar and hurtling him across the room. “I said GET OUT!” he roared again.

Anarchy backed toward the door. “No problem. Maybe we can play Nintendo when you’re finished. I was thinking maybe you could show me how to get to Level 10 on that new game.”

PoloGuy reached for the boy, but Anarchy, suddenly unable to breath, flung the door open and jumped out. The door slammed, nearly hitting him in the face. The Juggernaut guard stationed there looked at him quizzically.

“Long day,” Anarchy shrugged and turned away.

Oh fuck, he thought. He’s gonna kill him.

* * * * * *

“Fucking bitch!” the Major roared, tearing at wires and tubes. The monitor near the bed started beeping frantically, like C3PO having a heart attack. The Major paid no attention; he was far too busy beating Little Ruth’s chest and smashing expensive medical equipment.

“I’ll teach you to fucking mess with me!” In his excitement he lost his balance and slipped from the bed, falling to the floor in a hysterical mess. He leapt up and reached in his pocket and pulled out a thick roll of heavy black duck tape.

He jumped back onto the bed and started stringing tape across her body, from her nearly bald head to her leather-clad feet, over and under the mattress, pinning her down firmly. When he finished with that, he wadded it into balls and started pushing them into her open mouth and down her throat.

“I’ll fucking teach you!”

The room suddenly quaked, rafters and beams falling from the ceiling. Abbot-Cabezol turned in time to see a red and blue streak speed down from above and come to a stop on the tiled floor not twenty feet from him. The roll of tape slipped from his hand and rolled across the floor, coming to a stop under the pointed red boot of SuperCurt.

“Y-you’re supposed to be in jail...” he stammered, slipping off the bed and backing up. “We took care of you. YOU CAN’T BE HERE!” He screamed and bolted as far across the room from the Superperson as he could.

SuperCurt said nothing, but reacted quickly. Moving faster than the Major’s eyes could register, the hero leapt across the room and grabbed the frightened man by the throat. Abbot-Cabezol, briefly thinking himself free, freaked out and shit his pants.

Is that Jimmy Hendrix I hear, he thought as he was thrown across the room, striking a cabinet and falling to the floor.

“I didn’t kill her!” he screeched, holding his hands up to defend himself. “She was already dead!”

SuperCurt paid him no attention. He moved to the bed and the side of his fallen companion. He grabbed the thick ropes of tape and pulled them away from her, tossing them to the floor. Gently, he touched her hand, taking it in his own. It was cold and limp, and very heavy. He pulled her body to his chest and held it there, rocking gently back and forth. It was the first time he’d actually touched her in years.

“What’s happened to you?” he whispered, tears welling up in his eyes. His lower lip quivered uncontrollably and his voice cracked. “I’m so, so sorry, Little Ruth. Why did this have to happen to you?” He stroked her hair with his fingers and let his tears fall on her face. “I only did what I thought was best. I followed instructions. I did everything I could to get you back and make you happy. How could it go so horribly wrong?” He fell silent and gazed at her serene face, touching the soft skin of her eye-lids with the tips of his fingers. And then, without warning, his agony found a voice. He suddenly clutched her tightly to him and bellowed in pain and rage, screaming until he was heard across the entire valley. Without explanation, everyone in Pocatello knew the depth of his pain.Every window in The Source shattered, sending shards of glass falling to the empty parking-lot below. Jason Stone, who’d been running up the steps outside, had to shield himself under a partition to keep from getting cut to pieces. Anarchy covered his ears and hid under his bed. PoloGuy froze in his tracks, his fist raised menacingly over Norman. The dentist, who’d heard and felt nothing all afternoon, suddenly blinked awake and recognized every ache and pain in his body. Petunia and Salisbury, who’d also reached the steps of the vast structure, looked skyward, into the falling rain. The thunder bellowed down on them, gnashing its teeth and spitting. Traffic came to a standstill, perplexing one slightly Hawaiian reporter who’d recently been transferred to the traffic report.

Back inside The Source, SuperCurt’s voice fell silent. He held Little Ruth a moment longer and then carefully sat her back on the bed, wiping his tears from her face. Then slowly, so slowly that Abbot-Cabezol had ample opportunity to register what was happening, he turned toward the Major, who’s eardrums had exploded, and walked across the room toward him.

“I hold you personally responsible for her death, Major,” SuperCurt hissed as he plucked the man from the floor and pulled him to his face.

“Please don’t hurt me. I’ll do anything...” he whimpered.

SuperCurt reached for his throat, wrapping his fingers tightly around it. “You will not speak. You need only listen, and not for long because when I’m finished with you, you will have all of the rest of forever to do with as you please.” He squeezed, feeling bones weaken and flex in unusual ways. “You have killed the only thing that meant anything to me. You robbed me of all that I held dear. And for that, you will pay.”

The Major had little time to respond, for an instant later his neck had snapped, killing him in SuperCurt’s hands. The hero, tears still in his eyes, tossed the lifeless body aside and turned back to Little Ruth. He scooped her up in his arms, jumped into the air and flew back out the hole he had come in through.

He cradled her dead body as he floated down to the paved parking-lot. Jason Stone, Petunia, and Salisbury hurried to his side. The cat slid up next to her former master and rubbed her head against Little Ruth’s limp hand. She meowed softly and curled up into a small purple ball at her side. Salisbury stroked the cat’s fur and whimpered. Anarchy, from his bedroom window, looked down on the scene with tears in his eyes. Stone, without a cigarette for the first time in days, said nothing. He could only watch and listen to the wail of approaching sirens.

SuperCurt was oblivious to their presence. He only cried as the rain pelted his body, soaking through his spandex uniform.

“Oh God, what has happened?” He looked skyward as if expecting an answer. “I did what you said and now look...” he shook her softly. “Look at what’s happened!”

Stone would later say that what happened next originally sounded like thunder rolling across a vast distance of deserts and crags. The people gathered around the body of Little Ruth paid it no attention until it was directly over them, hovering in the sky like a giant buzzing mosquito. One by one, they looked up, blinking back the rain.

“Build it and she will come,” the voice said. Lightning flashed, illuminating the parking lot.

SuperCurt stammered. He rose to his feet, Little Ruth still in his arms. “I did!” he called. “I did build it! I did exactly as you said, but it went wrong. It went horribly wrong!”

“BUILD IT AND SHE WILL COME,” the voice repeated.

SuperCurt stared up at the clouds and the morning that was just appearing on the horizon. He shook his head, choking back his sobs.

“Build what? What do I build?”

And almost as soon as he asked the question, a ball of lightning ripped across the sky, igniting the clouds. The small group flinched and looked up in time to see the answer. It came in the form of a giant square cumulonimbus cloud. Petunia leapt to her feet, recognizing the shape immediately. Salisbury chittered. Stone knew it from a movie he’d once seen. SuperCurt nodded, feeling the blood pump rapidly through his veins once again. He knew the shape, knew it well. He’d been there once and was fairly confident he could go again. After all, Devil’s Tower was not that far away.

“I will. I’ll take her there and I will build it...”

“AND SHE WILL COME,” the voice finished his sentence for him.